What are some funny things your pet does?

My cat is the best cat any one can have, he is so shmart (HA)! I'v been missing rings, earings, braclets, necklases, hairties and money. Funny storie, I shut the door and pretended I left snuk back in the house and found him up on my dresser with a ring in his mouth. He then, jumped down and under my bed there I found a stash of my missing jewlrey and a $5. bill. I could'nt be upset with him, and started cracking up laughing.